2023
Selective reviews, listed from worst to best. I don't know if I'll be doing this for future years. Best films in general are below.
4/10 Oppenheimer. Someone could have made a good film about just the Manhattan Project. Instead, Christopher Nolan spends three hours trying to tick every box of Oppenheimer's life, and ends up ticking most of them badly. This film is both boring and rushed, with pacing like a washboard road, one jarring cut after another. The science, the politics, and the people are all dumbed down to Hollywood boilerplate. Every point it makes is noncontroversial and made in an obvious way. There's no playfulness whatsoever, and the music is too loud. The only great bits are the detonation of the bomb, and Gary Oldman's performance as Harry Truman.
5/10 Asteroid City. I've never liked any Wes Anderson movie. This is a tiresome parade of twee nerd wankery, but he sure is good with aesthetics. In a star-studded cast, the only interesting characters are the three little girls, and the CGI alien.
6/10 Saltburn. A guy goes to stay with some very rich people, with tantalizing possibilities. The whole middle of the film is a sharp comedy of manners and also suspenseful near-horror. It reminded me of Get Out, and also The Draughtsman's Contract. The writer-director, Emerald Fennell, comes from the British upper class and it shows. But when she tries to shift gears into another kind of movie, she crashes and burns. Out of her depth, she keeps jumping sharks, and I'm angry at how this promising film became so fucking stupid. Spoiler: to see this done right in a serious way, see Match Point. To see it done right in a weird way, see Pasolini's Teorema.
7/10 Killers of the Flower Moon. This is not my kind of thing, but I'll say this for Martin Scorsese, he's brilliant at pacing. Three hours of a movie I wasn't into, and it wasn't ever painful (like Oppenheimer) but almost meditative. Also, it's being classified as a western, but this is 100% a gangster movie. If Scorsese did Toy Story, the toys would all be doing crimes and eventually double-crossing each other and getting killed or sent to toy prison.
7/10 Barbie. It's as colorful and trippy as I hoped it would be, with lots of clever and surprising details. But the whole second half is uninspired. I think the mistake was making it too easy to travel between Barbieland and our world. Once that travel is taken for granted, the dream engine runs out of steam, and the story is ho-hum. Still a lot of fun.
8/10 Perfect Days. It's about a guy who lives a simple life, listens to music, and loves trees. Wim Wenders has just never clicked for me. The only part I really liked was the day with his niece.
8/10 Dream Scenario. If I'm seeing a movie about weird dreams, I want to be increasingly tripped out by not knowing whether scenes are dreams or real, and I want the plot to unfold into a larger story in which the dreams make sense. The best example is Paprika (2009). This is not that kind of movie. This is a low-key character-based comedy-drama that happens to be about dreams. Nicolas Cage is great as always, as a bland, meek, self-centered professor, who reacts in all kinds of interesting ways to other people treating him differently because of what they've dreamed him doing. It's a feast of subtext, awkwardness, and human authenticity.
9/10 Zone Of Interest. They should rename "the banality of evil" to the "zone of interest effect", because that's exactly how it works, through narrowing of focus, and this film captures it perfectly. It's based on a novel that's more speculative, but the filmmakers did a ton of research to make it as accurate as possible. The best thing is the sound: screaming, barking dogs, gunshots, all faint in the background of domestic bliss.
9/10 Monster. A perfect script, and a great example of
kishōtenketsu, a plot structure in which early events only make sense in the light of later events. In an American movie, we would find out which character was the monster all along. This is nothing like that, and it's best to go into it knowing as little as possible.
10/10 Godzilla Minus One. I recommend the black and white version, because it underscores what's great about this movie, that it has the feel of classic cinema. The characters are earnest, the plot is tight, and despite the small budget, the monster is alive and the destruction is shocking. Also, it's more explicit than past Godzilla movies in linking the monster, in both origin and effect, to atomic bombs. This is an instant classic that will stand on the same level as the original King Kong.
10/10 Poor Things. This is the best film to come out of Hollywood since the 1990s. Everything about it, from story to set design to dialogue, is bizarre and courageous. Emma Stone is perfect as basically steampunk bride of Frankenstein, honest and innocent, but fearless and cool-headed while everyone tries to use her for their own purposes. Mark Ruffalo has great fun playing a cad, and it's refreshing that the characters are all completely up front about their motivations. Also, not since John Waters' Desperate Living has a film had so many sex acts, while being completely unsexy.
Best All Time
Listed from best to worst.
Brazil
(1985) Terry Gilliam is a creative genius but he needs some reining in. In Brazil this was done by the low budget, by Tom Stoppard writing several drafts of the script, and finally by the studio, which pressured Gilliam to cut the American theatrical version down to 131 minutes. This should not be confused with the dreadful 94 minute version, which was shown only on American television. The Criterion "director's cut" is pretty much the same as the 142 minute European theatrical version, and I think the extra 11 minutes bog the film down and add nothing. The 131 minute version has never been released on DVD, only on VHS and videodisc. (It might say 131 when you order it, but the actual DVD will be 142.)
Anyway, even the bloated version is one of the best films of all time. As Danny Peary wrote, "Every shot is bizarre and fascinating." Although it's usually not considered steampunk, I would call it the most important example, because it was an early and popular vision of an alternate technological world, mixing devices and styles that we find new, old, and unfamiliar. Of course, like Kafka, Gilliam is really showing us our own world. In one of the most important shots, the camera backs and rises from a vehicle on a highway to show it walled in on both sides by endless billboards with scenes of beauty and happiness, while on the other side is industrial wasteland all the way to the horizon.
Brazil is a pessimistic film about revolution. It creates a nightmarish order that we want to destroy, and then begins to destroy it. Characters and locations -- the plastic surgery victim, Sam's apartment -- are more disordered each time we see them. As Sam tries to fight the system, his own life unravels. When he kills the dream monster and removes its mask, he sees his own face. Sam is bound to the structures he wants to destroy, and in the end he can only escape by destroying his own sanity.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
(1966) Sergio Leone, an Italian, was obsessed with the American west, and made westerns that were far more authentic than anything coming out of Hollywood. Tarantino called this the best directed film of all time, and I agree. In his instincts for where to point the camera, Leone is a master storyteller. Several things combine to elevate this far above his other films: the overall grittiness and chaos, the scene where the prisoners play music to cover up the sound of torture, Eli Wallach's performance as Tuco, and Ennio Morricone's radical and timeless soundtrack. The two best scenes are music videos, because Leone had Morricone record the music first, and then shot and edited the film to fit it.
Leone is seldom credited for his political message: in a capitalist society, every time money changes hands, someone dies. The characters are introduced according to this rule. Angel Eyes, the Bad, is offered money to spare a man's life, and instead kills him and takes it as payment to also kill the man who bought the first killing; so he follows the rule even against the wishes of the payer. Blondie, the Good, subverts the rule by turning in fugitives for bounty and then freeing them.
Point Break
(1991) Roger Ebert, reflecting on The Good The Bad and The Ugly, said that he rated it four stars because of its apparent trashiness, but wrote a five star review, and only with time did he overcome cultural bias to see it as objectively great. That's how I feel about Point Break. No film has ever made me feel more alive than this dumb FBI surfer bank robber movie.
Keanu Reeves would later become a huge star with The Matrix, but this, his first action role, is the same story as the Matrix but in our own world, with full darkness. Point Break's "Morpheus" is morally ambiguous; the liberation he offers is temporary and fleeting. Aliveness in this world is crushed down, and can only survive on the other side of some uncanny veil. (Oddly it's the same theme as Wuthering Heights.)
The Third Man
(1949) An unlikely conjunction of a great script and cast, skilled and innovative direction, and a radical and beautiful zither score by Anton Karas. The first time I saw it, it was an old print that had faded on the outside, so in the final shot, which is already one of the best shots in film, there was an accidental effect that made it even better: everything just got brighter and brighter and turned to white.
Tideland
(2005) Like John Waters' Desperate Living, this is a shamelessly overacted story of a wayward female descending into a filthy underworld. I wish it were shorter, but it's probably the most mythic non-genre film of all time. My favorite thing about it is, while the protagonist is a literal child, every character is mentally childish: emotionally transparent, selfish, and full of life.
SPOILER: After repeated viewings, I think Jeliza-Rose is the villain -- not in her intentions but in her actions. She prepares the drugs that kill both her parents, and then slips into a fantasy world whose characters are wicked Barbie doll heads. She encounters a witch and a goblin -- two eccentric locals who are scary but good-hearted, while she's the actual witch, innocent and dangerous. When they try to help her, she ruins their lives and indirectly causes a train crash where she can pose as a victim and find a higher-class caregiver. In the last shot, we zoom into her eyes and see stars.
The Witch
(2015) This is not a horror film but an art film: slow-paced and meticulously crafted, with top-notch acting and a radical personal vision. In 1630's New England, a Puritan family are exiled from their fortified town and make a farm at the edge of a spooky primal forest. Where a normal horror film might keep the audience in suspense about whether witches are real, we find out right away, when a baby vanishes and the next shot is a hunched figure carrying it through the forest.
Then, where a normal movie would have a balanced conflict between the two sides, the overly moral Christians and the amoral forest creatures, The Witch gives us a total curbstomp by the baddies. The family fails to score a single point, except against each other, falling into suspicion and conflict as they're destroyed.
Safe
(1995) Todd Haynes' masterpiece is basically an adaptation of the classic story "The Yellow Wallpaper", updated from victorian England to 1980's California. An affluent housewife (Julianne Moore) gets a mystery illness, but instead of going into a creepy bedroom, she goes to a new age retreat center.
The ending is carefully ambiguous, and we never get a clear answer about what's wrong with her or whether she'll recover. And the atmosphere is a lot like a horror movie, except that every character is trying to be nice, and the horrifying thing is the alienation of modern life.
The President's Analyst
(1967) Amazing sixties comedy with James Coburn as a psychologist hired to work with the president. Under stress and increasingly paranoid, he goes on the run, and is chased by spies from every nation. Then he teams up with a Russian agent to fight the real enemy, which is no surprise in the 2020's. In the best scene, where a bunch of agents kill each other in a grassy field, the DVD version uses a Barry McGuire song, but I love the uncredited song in the VHS version.
Repo Man
(1984) The best script of the 1980's, wildly creative and quotable start to finish, with a top-notch soundtrack, and Harry Dean Stanton's finest performance.
They Might Be Giants
(1971) I'm not a fan of the band. They named themselves after this forgotten classic of magic realism. George C. Scott plays a judge who has a breakdown and believes he's Sherlock Holmes. Joanne Woodward is a psychologist, of course named Dr. Watson, who becomes obsessed with his case, and follows him on his adventures. As referenced in the title, soon they're less like Holmes and Watson, and more like Don Quixote and Sancho Panza.
In respectable society, he's a nutcase, but among the outsiders and low-lifes of NYC, he
is Sherlock Holmes. He follows clues that seem to be reading meaning into randomness, but they get unlikely results, leading the two deeper into a world of myth. My favorite line: "Cross your fingers. That makes nine. I love you."
The Wages of Fear
(1953) Like Leone's westerns, this is an action film with a political subtext made by an art film director. A bunch of European expatriates are stuck in a crappy town in South America, without the money to leave. Then an oil well fire gives four of them the chance to make a bunch of money by driving two trucks full of nitroglycerine over a series of obstacles.
Mary and Max
(2009) A perfect film about imperfections, and a beautiful film about ugly people. With Tideland and The Witch, this is one of my top three of the 21st century. It makes every Pixar film look shallow.
Galaxy Quest
(1999) A silly Star Trek parody, in which everything came together to make a timeless classic.
Desperate Living
(1977) The purest and most epic realization of John Waters' artistic vision. Mink Stole gives my favorite performance that is technically bad acting.
Ms.45
(1981) A mute woman gets raped twice in one day, flips out, kills the second rapist, and takes his gun. Then she dresses up and goes out killing men with less and less of a good reason. I've seen other female revenge movies, and this is the most morally ambiguous, the most artistically ambitious, and the most enjoyable. SPOILER: It's interesting that her last victim is a man dressed as a woman, and then she's killed by a woman holding a knife like a penis.
The Conversation
(1974) Between The Godfather and Apocalypse Now, Francis Ford Coppola made his most perfect film. Gene Hackman is a surveillance expert who records a conversation and gets caught in a murder plot.
Cutter's Way
(1981) The young Jeff Bridges is already playing his favorite role, a slacker who gets drawn into being a hero. In this case, he helps a friend seek justice against a wealthy killer. Atmospheric and vastly underrated.
Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia
(1974) The only film Sam Peckinpah had total control over, and one of the most politically radical films ever made. At the beginning we think we're in the old west, as a Mexican warlord beats his daughter to find out who got her pregnant, and then declares the title line, offering a million dollars. In the next shot, a jet airplane lands! We discover that this world run by violent gangs and hired killers is our own world.
The protagonist, Warren Oates in his greatest role, is a lazy bar owner who hears about the bounty from two thugs and decides to track down Garcia. SPOILER: He finds him already dead, and spends the rest of the film carrying the head around as it decays. He begins talking to it, comes to sympathize with Garcia and against the bounty hunters, and ends up carrying the head up the murder-for-money hierarchy, killing everyone.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(2004) This is science fiction: it introduces a miraculous technology -- in this case, one that removes memories -- and explores its unintended consequences. At the same time, it has more depth than most films in the literary genre. This is something that has been tried many times and rarely achieved: a love story with a fantasy/sci-fi element that carries it to greater emotional power than you could ever get with strict realism. Also, this may be the only film whose title is in iambic pentameter.
Metropolitan
(1990) I loved this when it came out. Even on the first viewing it seemed drenched in nostalgia, as if I was one of the characters grown old and looking back on the best days of my life. It's about a group of prep school kids who are like the last members of a dying race. Raised in a world of formality and intellect, they learn that they are powerless in the vulgar, hedonistic outside world. This is a coming of age film in which coming of age is a metaphor for the decline of civilization! The characters are introduced in formal dress at an elite party, and end the film hitchhiking.
Stroszek
(1977) Werner Herzog once said, "America is the most exotic country in the world." You can see some of what he meant in this depressing film about three Germans who move to rural America. The final shot, with the chickens, is so troubling that Herzog's crew refused to film it and he had to do it himself.
Two Lane Blacktop
(1971) Like Stroszek, this is a story of the emotional bleakness of the wide open spaces of America. Rock stars James Taylor and Dennis Wilson play a driver and mechanic team who do amateur racing. The driver never speaks while driving and the mechanic never speaks while working on the car. None of the characters have names. They pick up a girl, and then meet Warren Oates in a yellow GTO and agree to race him across the country. Then, in a move that would be unthinkable ten years later, the characters and filmmakers all seem to forget about the race, and focus instead on the relationships.
Time Bandits
(1981) The middle of the film is lame. But the beginning is clever and promising -- my favorite bit is the TV game show "Your Money or Your Life". And the last 40 minutes, from the appearance of the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness to the end, is as good as anything ever put on the screen: exciting, beautiful, and totally bizarre, with a dark, trippy, unsettling ending that would be radical in any film, and is shocking in a film for kids.
Fight Club / The Matrix
(1999) In the most important film of 1999, a depressed corporate drone breaks free into a world that is more dirty and real. There he leads a gang of violent revolutionaries, bombs an office building, and at the end, dies and comes back to life.
Chinatown
(1974) With test screenings, it's no longer possible for Hollywood to make a film this challenging.
Dog Day Afternoon
(1975) Again, the authenticity bursts off the screen and would nowhere near be possible in this century.
Taxi Driver
(1976) The weird happy ending only makes sense if Travis Bickle is dreaming it as he dies.
Groundhog Day
(1993) The film that has made me feel most alive after Point Break. The ending is bland and I don't like Andie McDowell, but I wish there were a thousand films where someone is stuck in a time loop, and only one where a cop battles terrorists. Because there's only one thing you can do with that, and there are all kinds of things that can be done with a time loop, and haven't.
Man Bites Dog
(1992) Black comedy about a crew of documentary filmmakers who follow a serial killer. This was the inspiration for the Tarantino script that Oliver Stone dumbed down into Natural Born Killers.
Dr. Strangelove
(1964) Stanley Kubrick was a nerd in the best and worst sense: brainy, meticulous, but with a shallow understanding of human emotion that makes his serious films empty and sterile. The deepest character in his whole career is HAL, the computer in 2001; and this, his greatest film, is a comedy. Its view of the elite as blundering children is more interesting than the omnipotent menacing portrait in Eyes Wide Shut.
Mulholland Drive
(2001) David Lynch's best film, maybe because he had to condense it down from a canceled TV series so it's packed with ideas. Interpretive SPOILER: the party is real and almost everything else is imaginary.
Stranger Than Paradise
(1984) My generation's Citizen Kane. Everything radical about it has been imitated to the point that it seems normal, but when I first saw it in the 80's, I couldn't stop thinking about it for days.
Meet The Feebles
(1989) My favorite Peter Jackson film is a Muppet Show parody where the Muppets have the full human range of pathological emotions and disgusting bodily functions.
The Road Warrior
(1981) Titled Mad Max 2 outside of America, this is the clearest example of a sequel that's better than the original. Also it's a rare Mel Gibson film in which his character is not getting revenge for a murdered family member.
Drunken Master II
(1994) Also called Legend of the Drunken Master, another sequel that's better than the original, and probably Jackie Chan's best movie.
Hard Boiled
(1992) John Woo's Hong Kong films were the biggest breath of fresh air in the gunfight genre since Sergio Leone. One of my favorite things about Asian cinema is how they mix intense violence with playfulness and innocence, like the bit where the hero, fighting in a hospital, puts cotton in babies' ears so they aren't disturbed by the gunfire. Woo is also a great technical innovator. He may have been the first director to use a variable-speed camera to switch in and out of slow motion in the same shot.
Ghost World
(2001) Thora Birch plays one of my favorite characters ever, and I love the ending.
Welcome to the Dollhouse
(1995) Of the many films about the American public school experience, this is the only one more depressing than reality.
The Saragossa Manuscript
(1965) Polish film convincingly set in old Spain, in black and white yet bursting with life, with lots of beautiful women and human skulls, and a trippy plot of stories within stories, at one point nested five deep. If I could live my life in any movie, it would be this one.
Dishonored
(1931) The best of the seven films Marlene Dietrich made with director Josef von Sternberg.
A Fistful of Dollars
(1964) My second favorite Sergio Leone film because it's tighter and grittier than any of the others. His later films are epic and beautiful, but clean and uninspired.
Being There
(1979) In the most realistic film about American politics, Peter Sellers plays a feebleminded man who becomes extremely powerful by being familiar with television and making vague statements on which people project deep meaning.
Life of Brian
(1979) Holy Grail is the funniest Monty Python film, Meaning of Life is the most offensive, but this one is easily the best, with a great story and a great ending.
Diva
(1981) Stylish French action/art film, with a great soundtrack.
My Mother's Castle
(1990) Another one of my favorite French films, the sequel to My Father's Glory, which was good but not this good.
Inception
(2010) Apparently, the best way to make an idea-heavy sci-fi film about not knowing what's real, is not to adapt a Philip K Dick novel but to write something original. Inception barely scratches the surface of the most powerful technology I can imagine, time-contracted virtual reality. Then, as he would do again in Tenet, Christopher Nolan turns the climax into a dumb gun battle, and ends with a sappy message about family.
The Congress
(2013) Ambitious and flawed. In terms of ideas, The Congress runs circles around the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror. It aims to be a critique of artificial reality, but ironically, the only part of the movie that really jumps off the screen is the far-future animated section about the beauty of artificial reality.
Grosse Point Blank
(1997) No other American film does such a good job of merging comedy with serious violence. My favorite bit: the look on Jeremy Piven's face, after he's seen John Cusack kill a brutal assassin and helped him dispose of the body, when they sit at the bar and Cusack orders a club soda.
The Terminator
(1984) Terminator 2 was unnecessary. The original has all the ideas, a tighter story, and I prefer the raw production to the slick production of the sequels.
They Live
(1988) Paranoid cult favorite, featuring the best fight scene in history, in which two characters played by pro wrestlers fight over whether one of them is going to have to put on sunglasses that show that modern civilization is an illusion created by parasitic space aliens.
The Truman Show
(1998) It's no coincidence that Truman rhymes with human.
The Innocents
(1961) Classic horror film, slow-paced, atmospheric, and beautifully shot. The script was adapted from Henry James's The Turn of the Screw, largely by Truman Capote, and it keeps the source's ambiguity about whether a nervous governess is seeing real ghosts or going insane.
The War of The Roses
(1989) I've read a lot of gothic literature. Tim Burton is gothic lite, and this is the real deal. The two protagonists meet in a graveyard, die in a falling chandelier, and in between we see selfishness, revenge, sex, stairways, attics, and beautiful red and blue filters. In my favorite pair of shots, we see Michael Douglas's deathlike face looking down from a small high window of the house, and then Kathleen Turner's identical face at another window.
Go
(1999) A funny, complex action-crime movie told from multiple perspectives. I like it a bit better than Pulp Fiction -- it's less epic but more human.
Pulp Fiction
(1994) I'm not a fan of Quentin Tarantino's dialogue. But this is radical and important for its creativity with storytelling. Bruce Willis has just killed John Travolta, you think his story is over, and then Ving Rhames walks in front of his car and the plot goes off on the wildest tangent before or since. Also, I can't think of any other action-comedy where a bystander gets hit in a gun battle.
Night of the Hunter
(1955) The most beautiful black and white film.
Duel
(1971) Steven Spielberg's debut, and maybe his only film without anything sappy. In a story by Richard Matheson, Dennis Weaver drives a little car across the desolate and hostile American southwest, chased by a killer truck.
Airplane
(1980) If you know the difference between social laughter and genuine spontaneous laughter, this is unlikely to be surpassed as the funniest film of all time.
Runaway Train
(1985) Bleak, existential, cheesy action film with great acting.
The Doom Generation
(1995) Asian-American director Gregg Araki combines genres in a way that's normal in Asian films but that most Americans have not yet learned to appreciate. There's over-the-top violence, hot sex, silly comedy, and serious drama all mixed together. I was lucky to see this in a theater. The unrated 96 minute version has never been released on DVD.
Chinese Torture Chamber Story
(1994) One scene in this film, a flying kung-fu porn hybrid, got a lot of play on the internet, but the entire film is sexy and entertaining. I saw it on a big screen at the Seattle Film Festival.
Freddy Got Fingered
(2001) Okay, this is nowhere near one of the greatest films of all time. What I'm doing here at the bottom of the list is merging "best" with "most underrated". This is considered one of the worst films, but I found it totally enjoyable, even inspiring.